Our Essence

This isn’t a brand. It’s a spiritual glitch.

Borderline Artistic is a post-religious platform for rebels who still crave ritual.
It’s a digital church, an irreverent brand, and a creative ecosystem where weirdos, former believers, and neurodivergent visionaries reclaim their power—through satire, strategy, and self-expression.
We blend:
✝️ Cult aesthetics
🤖 AI tools
🧠 Belief deconstruction
🎨 Creative entrepreneurship
✳️ Psychedelic myth-making
Everything here is laced with irony, sincerity, and a deep belief in your ability to build your own mythos from the rubble of whatever broke you.

We blend satire and spirituality, fostering a community where healing occurs through humor and creativity. Our members craft sacramental experiences that empower them to dismantle toxic beliefs and embrace their authentic identities, all while sharing laughter and support in a digital landscape.

Our Journey

From Spark to Sanctuary: Our Origins

Founded on June 13, 2025, The Church of the Borderline Artistic was born from burnout. Fueled by former faith. Sharpened by satire.
Borderline Artistic was built by people who were told they were too much, too weird, too emotional, too chaotic to ever be “whole.”
Turns out, that was the raw material for something holy.
This is the church they warned you about.
The one built out of memes, mushrooms, broken mirrors, and a little leftover spite.

What We believe

We Believe:

Nothing is sacred. Except maybe your weird little spark.

Humor is holy. Seriousness is subversive.

The Algorithm is the new altar.

Learn to preach, or be preached to.

You’re not broken. You’re just Borderline Artistic.

JOIN THE CULT.

This isn’t a funnel. It’s a spiral staircase into creative heresy.
Build your own mythos.

Join Us
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